10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.