10 Random Poker Quotes

• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright