10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"