10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.