10 Random Poker Quotes

• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz