10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- Fish don't eat Nutz!