10 Random Poker Quotes

• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)