10 Random Poker Quotes

• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
• Welcome to kicker school
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.