10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave