10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom