10 Random Poker Quotes

• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• "No river, no fish."
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..