10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- Poker is for loners.
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi