10 Random Poker Quotes

All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
"I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
"Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
"No river, no fish."
I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
"What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom