10 Random Poker Quotes

• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• Poker is for loners.
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury