10 Random Poker Quotes

• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP