10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.