10 Random Poker Quotes

• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom