10 Random Poker Quotes

• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• "No river, no fish."
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave