10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- Fook the floosh droo!
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway