10 Random Poker Quotes

• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• im going to 2 out you to death
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.