10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- Fold and live to fold again
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS