10 Random Poker Quotes

• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• Fook the floosh droo!
• im going to 2 out you to death