10 Random Poker Quotes

• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha