10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• "No river, no fish."
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• "All-in, bitches!!!"