10 Random Poker Quotes

• Those eggs smell delicious!
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• Fish don't eat Nutz!