10 Random Poker Quotes

• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.