10 Random Poker Quotes

• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.