10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine. - T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim