10 Random Poker Quotes

• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.