10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• "No river, no fish."
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event