10 Random Poker Quotes

• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.