10 Random Poker Quotes

I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
in the poker game of life women are the rake
"Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
"Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
"I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"