10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- It's Free To Fold...
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