10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- Poker is for loners.
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.