10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."