10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth