10 Random Poker Quotes

• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!