10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- Fold and live to fold again
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant