10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- in the poker game of life women are the rake