10 Random Poker Quotes

• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph