10 Random Poker Quotes

• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim