10 Random Poker Quotes

• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.