10 Random Poker Quotes

• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• im going to 2 out you to death
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi