10 Random Poker Quotes

• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."