10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.