10 Random Poker Quotes

• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• im going to 2 out you to death
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.