10 Random Poker Quotes

• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• Fook the floosh droo!
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez