10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen