10 Random Poker Quotes

• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.