10 Random Poker Quotes

• Those eggs smell delicious!
• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
• Welcome to kicker school
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim